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Oh yeah baby!

I was low– with all the games out I hadn’t really put in enough time into GTA:SA to unlock the other cities… but I had heard about the parachute on the forums, and I already knew how to get the Lear Jet from the airport– and so a great plan formed in my mind.

First, scramble to the center of town and pick up the parachute — but don’t use it, instead go back down and drive to the airport, hijack a Lear jet and then set a waypoint into uncharted territory.

The plan was to bypass the game’s roadblocks by flying deep into “restricted” airspace and then “HALO” jump from high altitude into a remote section and infiltrate the northwestern city.

Taking off on runway 6-9er.. all went well (yeah, I know I didn’t gear up, thanks) — flying to waypoint… and then I cross the river and instantly get 4 stars! OMG.. well those stupid choppers can’t get me up here I think.

All of the sudden I catch a glimpse of an F-14 or F-15 (still can’t be sure) military jet!! Ok, they’re serious. I spot an air-to-air missle trail swing past me — now it’s time for evasive tactics… (haha).

Ok, nearing the waypoint… it’s good… AARRRRRRAAHHHHHHHH! I jump from an unbelivable height and streak down in tuck position towards the earth. At the last minute I pull the chute I’m wearing and glide into the remote hilltop, however police are already swarming… it looks bad — in fact so bad I forget to flare and bite it on the landing…

Brushing that “dust off my shoulder” I get back up and try to make a run for it… where o where are the Pay and Spray’s on this side? Can I even get to one? The choppers are closing in by now. Wait! There’s a bike, noooo! damn sheriff bumps me of the bike with his 4×4… nevermind RUN RUNN!!!!! I’m not thinking clearly now, simply running from hell to hell…

And then I stumble on a gun — the last thing pumping through my mind is a blind rage — aimed more or less at the few officers I can find…

Honestly I thought for a second I’d respawn at a hospital on the other side of the river, but no such luck.

Oh well, you have to try these things, don’t ya?!